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Double Dogg Dare You!!!!

So I've been thinking that school is a game in which your professor gives you a task that you must complete in a certain amount of time in order to gain needed points, right? Right. Well, I've decided that I have a few professors that instead of just simply assigning you a task, they are double dogg daring you to hurl yourself off of a building in order to receive your needed points.

My friends, do you see the difference in these two philosophies? I will eloborate. Starting off, my A & P I professor claims that for the next few months, he owns us in every way imaginable. If we are not living, breathing, thinking, eating, and pooping A&P, then we concurrently are not passing A&P. He says that we are not allowed to have any other classes other than this one, and you will fail if you do because A&P takes ultimate presidence over all other information. Therefore, my previous statement is true. In order to pass A&P, one must hurl themselves off of a building in order to pass because any other way to pass the course is just as illogical as this example. Not to mention....I also have Microbiology.

Anyway, I have more fun stories coming, it is just taking me a little time to readjust to being in school. My time seems to have been zapped from me all of a sudden.

1 comments:

Lili said...

Haha - You are eating sleeping pooping and A & PEEing! Hahaha - I Kill Me!!!

Glad to hear you weren't taken away by the storm. Miss you bunches!

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